IAP Political Forum

Yes, the Duke of Edinburgh used a slingshot from a happily passing polo pony. And then he hired journalists to say he wasn't there.

No wonder al Jazeera rejects an antiquated class system.

The guy in charge of Harrods (a top persons' shop) has said that the Duke of Edinburgh's very name sounds like a machine gun: "Burgh! Burgh! Burgh! Brrrrrrugh!"

And he had a sub-machine-crossbow to do the Devil's work.

See how much YOU all care about the most important story of the 1990s. *sighs and watches out for sub-crossbows*

Mudered! She was mudered in a fit of anti-patriotism.

And she had everso nice hair! And still does! You girls are all jealous and so refrain from showing female solidarity!

She was politically assassinated like the nice JRK.

There is historical evidence of the Duke of Edinburgh's muderousness, as he was from Greece, and the Greeks started it all a long history ago in the assassination of Plato and the numerous Julius Caesars.

Conversations with oneself are often necessary when one (and I bear Ming) flies above the masses. Ask Mr. Lenin on that!

Political assassinations have occured throughout our histories!!!!!

A list -

Julius Caesar = mudered!

Helwig the Dane = mudered!!

Charles First of England = mudered!!!!

Runpundi Oi Singh = mudered!!!!

Abraham Lincoln = mudered!!!

Rudolf Hess = mudered!!

Princess Diana = very mudered!

There is one single muderer which is the paper press.

Tolkien knew what he was talking about because Gollum was a political muderer for the cross-party Mister Sauron and Mister Saruman. The Uruk-Hai were the poster-sticking-in-letterboxes party members of the Saruman-Party!

It is possible that the Duke of Edinburgh had a Balkan Gollum strangle Princess Diana as the car entered the tunnels. The shock of the surprize Gollum attack made the driver of the car crash the car.

We must be told, and I am helping in the telling of the true story (which the British James Bond is hiding to prevent political upheaving in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island (which is another place that Gollums can be bought))!

Yees, he is at it again!

See how Blair disappears off the TV screens at the same time Duke of Endinburgh goes on his summer holidays? Probably assisted by Prince Andrew (who is stronger than Prince Charles).

And where is Britain's revolutionary leader now? Blair was considered a threat by the Duke of Edinburgh, and has been gotten ridden of! Blair now joins Che Guevara!

Helwig the Dane's modern desendants (pictured) =

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1047/542597855_a11303450d_o.jpg)

= demand that the current German government, in the personage of Chancellor Merkel, apologizes very much for their mudering of one of their forefathers: Helwig the Dane.

Helwig's descendants have nice glasses, it would seem to me.

We are treated! The Helwigs symposium are promooting a modern replica of how the mudered Helwig used to fight.

The water tactics might well pay off in the Arabian Gulf, with Iranian sailors not being able to defy a large octopus as well as Helwig is seen to be doing here (look) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0aEDzZAz8Y

Helwigs hound is very pleased and happy at seeing his friend come out of the water (much like those British sailors out of Iran recently).

why should people apologize for stuff they didn't do?

Lay off the acid homie.

uh--huh.

The Duke of Edinburgh might use your recommendation of acid next. Here he is:

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Is this homie word Greek? Or Portugean?

Mr Chovy - these people disagree with you

http://www.un.org/ecosocdev/geninfo/afrec/vol15no3/153racis.htm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/6185176.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6492291.stm

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42724000/jpg/_42724721_archbishopbody.jpg)

From this we can see why The Duke of Edinburgh must apologize for the mudering of beautiful Princess Diana and her posse!

AN ARTICLE THAT TALKS TO DIANA.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=205382&in_page_id=1770

They are thinking that it was NOT the Duke of Edinburgh, but it was Prince Charles with the catapult.

THEY are wrong, and Britain is diminished, and politically upheaved, by the scheming Duke of Edinburgh. HE DID IT! But his assassination of Diana has paved the way to the end of aristocracy, and the beginnings of a European Superstate (be afraid America because in revenge the Duke of Edinburgh might muder the Bill Clinton).

The Duke of Edinburgh is now calling himself Prince Philip - he clearly has delusionings of grandeur, and wants to be King of the World.

The Bill Clinton likes everyone much - and he must beware of the catapults the Duke of Edinburgh carries tied to the back of his braces. The Bill Clinton would be a devastating loss to humanity at large.

I am talking to a reliable source who is telling me that the Duke of Edinburgh has decided that the Bill Clinton would make him a very reliable private secretary.

He might have to be renamed the Bill of Clinton, but he apparently has some very good accountancy qualifications, and a state state-of-the-art calculator (no tax money therefore needed to buy one).

No more need for catapults (though always a need for braces to keep up the Ducal loinbreeches).

Okay...

Hello Illy... you have a point to make to this point of political gravity?

I am very intrigued on what you have to say on the Duke of Edinburgh mudering Princess Diana (who was very illy in that tunnel).