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Title: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: Abraxas on November 05, 2007, 08:34:57 PM Or your kids will eat their own shit.
No seriously... they will. Quote from: TheSmokingGun.com New Drug Alert! Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1105072jenkem1.jpg) JUST LET THEM SMOKE GRASS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!! Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: Abraxas on November 05, 2007, 08:36:40 PM Forgot the link.
I would modify my original thread, but everytime I do that, it disapears, so I'm serial posting. I usually hate when people do that. I'm such a hypocrite :( . http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html) Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: micfranklin on November 05, 2007, 08:42:09 PM Huh?
Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: Abraxas on November 05, 2007, 08:43:44 PM Wouldn't you rather have your kids smoking a perfectly harmless plant rather than eating their own excriment?
Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: micfranklin on November 05, 2007, 09:02:39 PM Wouldn't you rather have your kids smoking a perfectly harmless plant rather than eating their own excriment? Grass > Ass Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: Abraxas on November 05, 2007, 09:03:56 PM ROFL!
Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: neorealist on November 06, 2007, 02:58:18 PM jenkem? I heard about this on the radio...Some of the nicknames were hilarious.
Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: bringbackwigs on November 06, 2007, 02:59:55 PM I call bullshit. (pun intended)
Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: 14-years-old-jane on November 08, 2007, 12:21:25 PM it will end up with public drug dealers protests over their new name,,,
Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: illy on November 10, 2007, 12:14:05 PM False, according to snope.com (http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp).
I get the impression this does, or has happened in Zambia. It's sad, the desolation some kids live in where they would resort to something like this, or sniffing glue. Ganja isn't all that hard to come by, and anyone in the states huffing turds is an absolute moron. Although, tbh, I'd rather see kids do this than huff gas or glue (mainly because of the comedic possibilities). Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: 14-years-old-jane on November 13, 2007, 12:50:16 PM kids! sniffin glue is healthy,,,
Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: Mingbearer on November 26, 2007, 12:53:08 PM Legalize weedy politicians? Of general weedy folk?
Is that in the Democrat's mandate? The Republicans have no place for weeds in their party. Title: Re: Legalize weed NOW! Post by: 14-years-old-jane on December 20, 2007, 11:42:56 AM Because all places been already taken by those?
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