We are treated! The Helwigs symposium are promooting a modern replica of how the mudered Helwig used to fight.

The water tactics might well pay off in the Arabian Gulf, with Iranian sailors not being able to defy a large octopus as well as Helwig is seen to be doing here (look) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0aEDzZAz8Y

Helwigs hound is very pleased and happy at seeing his friend come out of the water (much like those British sailors out of Iran recently).

Helwig the Dane's modern desendants (pictured) =



= demand that the current German government, in the personage of Chancellor Merkel, apologizes very much for their mudering of one of their forefathers: Helwig the Dane.

Helwig's descendants have nice glasses, it would seem to me.

Yees, he is at it again!

See how Blair disappears off the TV screens at the same time Duke of Endinburgh goes on his summer holidays? Probably assisted by Prince Andrew (who is stronger than Prince Charles).

And where is Britain's revolutionary leader now? Blair was considered a threat by the Duke of Edinburgh, and has been gotten ridden of! Blair now joins Che Guevara!

Tolkien knew what he was talking about because Gollum was a political muderer for the cross-party Mister Sauron and Mister Saruman. The Uruk-Hai were the poster-sticking-in-letterboxes party members of the Saruman-Party!

It is possible that the Duke of Edinburgh had a Balkan Gollum strangle Princess Diana as the car entered the tunnels. The shock of the surprize Gollum attack made the driver of the car crash the car.

We must be told, and I am helping in the telling of the true story (which the British James Bond is hiding to prevent political upheaving in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island (which is another place that Gollums can be bought))!

Never fear Earth, Professor Michael Stipe is here....

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/10/rem.cooper/index.html

....to save us from American damnation of the planet!

Well, Insane Mukmin and the rest of the asylum, support the idea of Ahmadinejad's Nobel Prizewinning!

From another message board:

Who should win the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize?

I believe it should be President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran. He is attempting to build bridges between Muslims and Christians at a time when fanatics on both sides are trying their best to start World War 3.

insan mukmin, KL, Malaysia

Well, the guy from Malaysia has the MOST appropriate name, does he not?

Yup, the six paradoxes and the stab at Norton (that was you, and not added in, right?) were worth a good laugh.

Thanks for the link!

I have to say I found the following statement on the page entitled UnNews:Pakistan loses World Cup, agrees to surrender Kashmir the funniest so far:

Bollywood is to replace all culture. All men are to wear retro 80's breeches and dance poorly (but in synchronization) in order to attract obese women.

It is at: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Pakistan_loses_World_Cup%2C_agrees_to_surrender_Kashmir

IEDs have no chance of penetrating this APC, have they? Have they?

The Force is with them.... and Darth Laden needs to gather his Mujahadeentroopers!

Yes, the War on Terror's terrorists have a new fear - incoming style missiles!



Not to mention the high-technology Pakistani troop carriers (very cunningly camouflaged APCs).

Political assassinations have occured throughout our histories!!!!!

A list -

Julius Caesar = mudered!

Helwig the Dane = mudered!!

Charles First of England = mudered!!!!

Runpundi Oi Singh = mudered!!!!

Abraham Lincoln = mudered!!!

Rudolf Hess = mudered!!

Princess Diana = very mudered!

There is one single muderer which is the paper press.

Clinton's best oral manifestation is important to the manifestation of democracies in Asia. So please be telling your opinion? And advizing?

Surely that sending the Clinton to the currently struggling Buddhist Monks to aid their speech is a good idea?

Princess Diana lives in the hearts of many Americans, and they are really missing no longer having a Royal Family (barring the Clintons and Rooseveldts and JR Kennedy's offspring).

She was politically assassinated like the nice JRK.

There is historical evidence of the Duke of Edinburgh's muderousness, as he was from Greece, and the Greeks started it all a long history ago in the assassination of Plato and the numerous Julius Caesars.

Conversations with oneself are often necessary when one (and I bear Ming) flies above the masses. Ask Mr. Lenin on that!