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« Reply #120 on: April 13, 2008, 01:37:38 PM » |
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Hold on.....people still say that?
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« Reply #121 on: April 14, 2008, 05:59:45 AM » |
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I found this kind of funny...Urban Dictionary:
4. shiznit
Expresses extensive emotional satisfaction or glorification of any given noun. Often used by those who lack the vocabulary to express the true essence of the situation.
Other meanings: Shit, fecies, poo, doodoo, dung, crap and excrement.
Shiznit can also be used interjectionally.
Generally "shiznit" can be seen as a last resort when all other means of expression fail.
Shiznit! That whip is the absolute and utter shiznit!
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« Reply #122 on: April 21, 2008, 07:17:23 PM » |
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Cant you read? I'm conceding. There does appear to be ample evidence to support the claim of a 757 actually hitting the pantagon.....I'm agreeing with you.
LINKYes, that's right, folks! Here! On IAP! Someone concedes to the opposition. Retro, I'm not making fun of you AT ALL. I'm seriously congratulating you on this. It doesn't happen enough... and lord knows, given the bouts you and I get into sometimes. Seriously. Mucho kudos! *Applaud* |
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« Reply #123 on: May 11, 2008, 11:26:28 AM » |
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I hope Hillary still keeps fighting until the convention though!!  No offense Reaganite but why do I get the feeling you're completely full of shit? ... Some here are truely in touch with their feelings ... and are willing to share them with us. |
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« Reply #124 on: May 27, 2008, 03:49:40 PM » |
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"Consistent with our efforts to promote further interoperability across the Web, Microsoft will be releasing Internet Explorer 8 to render content in its most standards-compliant way by default. Giving top priority to Web standards interoperability allows us to help web developers and designers drive toward the ideal of “write once, run anywhere”, " then you read that: "However, browsing with this default setting may cause content written for previous versions of Internet Explorer to display differently than intended. This creates a call to action for site owners to ensure their content will continue to display seamlessly in Internet Explorer 8."  |
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« Reply #125 on: July 28, 2008, 02:22:41 PM » |
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People who don't want to play by the rules will find a way to rig any system. With a marked paper ballot, you not only get crooks rigging the vote, you also introduce human error. With computer voting machines you just need to get to the programmer. A paper system you'd have to get thousands of people. umm..
I love how the sytem is fucked in 200 and 2004 but fin in 2006.. notice who won in 200 and 2004 and who won in 2006.
The conspiracy freaks are funny.... Reganite, I live in the real World. Where we have real problems that no one but a buffoon could find "funny". So you can take your smiley faced, cowboy hat wearing, rosy cheeked "conspiracy freaks" comment, pack it into the shape of Bonzo's banana and cram it directly up your ass. Computer voting machines were hackable in 2000, 2004, 2006 and they are still hackable today. Just keep going through life with that cavalier clown attitude. It goes with your outfit. And FYI, I'm a Republican, ass wipe. So your partisan smears are just about as mis-directed as the majority of your opinions.  CLASSIC!  |
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« Reply #126 on: July 29, 2008, 09:20:10 AM » |
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Yeah. Ass jokes are so compelling.
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« Reply #127 on: July 29, 2008, 10:30:26 AM » |
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They are when they fit.
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« Reply #128 on: August 02, 2008, 07:56:54 PM » |
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lol... man you bush hatrid is kinds humorous.
I don't hate Bush. I think he is a criminal, but I have no feelings for him what so ever. You, however, are up on your high horse so much for him, that one has to wonder if theres a dildo, with Bush's name tattooed on it, attached to your saddle.
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« Reply #129 on: August 10, 2008, 10:59:53 PM » |
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I was in the barber shop a few weeks ago and while waiting for my number to get called I was watching the news. They were talking about a guy who got hit with the taser 9 times and died. Here is what an MP at the barber had to say: Know what the moral of the story is? They should have only hit him 8 times
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« Reply #130 on: August 12, 2008, 04:05:39 PM » |
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I was in the barber shop a few weeks ago and while waiting for my number to get called I was watching the news. They were talking about a guy who got hit with the taser 9 times and died. Here is what an MP at the barber had to say: Know what the moral of the story is? They should have only hit him 8 times
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Ammunition spitting is him, is it, you listening
Littering written, it\\'s in slippers, get the rebel in him
Sticking it with sinners, sizzlin\\' rhythm, verbally hit him
Did he did it, or did he didn\\'t, admit it -
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« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2008, 05:08:01 PM » |
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I've got the funniest story I've ever heard. Now again it isn't fro the forums, but I want to share. While in the field, a transition told us a story:
"So do you all want to hear a hooah story? I was at one of the local El Paso establishments a few weeks ago when I ran into a female who had recently turned 18. One thing led to another and eventually I went to her house to watch a movie. Her parents finally left the house and things got a little bit hot and heavy. She told me to stick it into the 'stink'. So naturally I did. A few minutes into it I heard a jingle at the door. It was her parents unlocking the door. I quickly pulled out, but some poop came out and got all over their giant white couch. She covered it up with a pillow and we got dressed just in time. But her dad walked into the living room and was like 'What the fuck smells like shit?'. We were like 'We don't know'. So her dad goes 'That's it, I'm putting an end to this shit'. So he does up stairs and comes back down a minute later with a .45. Now this guy is huge, so I'm thinking, holy shit my life is over. But just then, he grabs the girl's dog, walks outside and puts 2 shots into its head. The girl was hysterical and started to cry. So I was just like 'I have formation in the morning, and I bounced'." - SGT B
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« Reply #132 on: August 17, 2008, 05:31:25 PM » |
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That post was ,difficult to read, remarkably disgusting, wholely inappropriate and totally unfunny.
If that was truely " the funniest story youv'e ever heard" I feel bad for you Tot...I really do.
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« Reply #133 on: August 17, 2008, 05:43:13 PM » |
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I laughed.
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