"Hey guys, I just got my tetanus shot!"
"Sweet! Let's go play in your uncle's pile of rusty wire!"
I just love this sentence:
"Premarital sex is dangerous, even deadly."
As though there are profound physiological differences between pre-marital sex and post-marital sex that makes the former "dangerous, even deadly". He makes it seem that unmarried women have
sarlacc-like genitals or that you'll immediately end up making meth in your bathtub and robbing churches if you even consider having premarital sex.