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« on: September 17, 2007, 10:21:03 PM »

Somebody's gotta post here.

Here are some headlines (front page, mind you) that make me want to hurl.

'Big Debate': Which Olsen twin is tops?
Hungry kitten grips can for dear life
Top-banana monkey guards hospital



From news websites.  Angry
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 03:54:00 AM »

Somebody's gotta post here.

Here are some headlines (front page, mind you) that make me want to hurl.

'Big Debate': Which Olsen twin is tops?
Hungry kitten grips can for dear life
Top-banana monkey guards hospital



From news websites.  Angry

And Europeans just can't figure out why Americans are stupid...  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 04:24:22 PM »

And Europeans just can't figure out why Americans are stupid...  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Comments like that are sure to make Americans wonder some thing about Europeans. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 04:25:34 PM »

Well, it's not making us smarter.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 04:45:38 PM »

Nope.  And if that is all you rely on, then I you get what you deserve.  IMHO.
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 05:17:18 PM »

Nope.  And if that is all you rely on, then I you get what you deserve.  IMHO.

At some point the MSM becomes our ONLY source of information, and when they are preocupied with OJ Simpson or which Olsen twin is better... than we have an issue.
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 07:12:50 PM »

To tell you the truth the "Top-banana monkey guards hospital" looks pretty interesting, where did you find it? lol.  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 07:52:31 PM »

Mary-Kate is hotter, by the way.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 08:07:31 PM »

Mary-Kate is hotter, by the way.

I was more a Jodie Sweeten fan...  Embarrassed
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 10:31:17 PM »

Daily Show is where I turn for real news...ironically, that is about the only place you can get it these days.
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 10:49:27 PM »

Mary-Kate is hotter, by the way.
Boy, I was going to post that. You beat me to it.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2007, 05:42:06 AM »

Biker Dude wrote:
Comments like that are sure to make Americans wonder some thing about Europeans. 


And if I were a US citizen every little aspect I wonder regarding europeans, it was not going to be very nice at all.
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2007, 11:21:05 AM »

Daily Show is where I turn for real news...ironically, that is about the only place you can get it these days.

PRECISELY. And it's funny as hell to hear Bill O'Reilly talk about Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert when it is quite clear that he is dumber than both of them.

They say it appeals to stoners and drop outs.

What a fucking idiot!
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2007, 12:33:17 PM »

Daily Show is where I turn for real news...ironically, that is about the only place you can get it these days.

PRECISELY. And it's funny as hell to hear Bill O'Reilly talk about Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert when it is quite clear that he is dumber than both of them.

They say it appeals to stoners and drop outs.

What a fucking idiot!

Actually, if you watch Bill O'Reilly after tokin a smoke you won't stop laughing.  Just like those late great Marijuana commercials...

"Hey look at my gun, isn't it cool" *shoots self in head*

Got me on the floor everytime. 
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2007, 12:51:57 PM »

Daily Show is where I turn for real news...ironically, that is about the only place you can get it these days.

PRECISELY. And it's funny as hell to hear Bill O'Reilly talk about Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert when it is quite clear that he is dumber than both of them.

They say it appeals to stoners and drop outs.

What a fucking idiot!

Actually, if you watch Bill O'Reilly after tokin a smoke you won't stop laughing.  Just like those late great Marijuana commercials...

"Hey look at my gun, isn't it cool" *shoots self in head*

Got me on the floor everytime.

I know EXACTLY what you mean. I can't smoke at school, but my friend and I smoked together and we would talk about the anti-marijuana campaign. Did you ever see the video that's in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"? When they say pot makes people rape other people?

It was hysterical.

But yes, I do know what you mean.
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