bringbackwigs
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2007, 08:02:28 PM » |
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Three football fans from California were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Forty-niners fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Chargers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Raiders fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Forty-niners cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Chargers cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Raiders cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Forty-niners fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Raiders cap... you find an asshole."
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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2007, 08:37:05 AM » |
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Three football fans from California were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Forty-niners fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Chargers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Raiders fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Forty-niners cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Chargers cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Raiders cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Forty-niners fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Raiders cap... you find an asshole."
LOL.  Eagles fans are worse... |
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Our democracy has created an environment of indecision at times of impending crisis.
If life is easy for you, then you aint livin.
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2007, 09:14:35 AM » |
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Good one wigs. LMAO.
I'm a redskins fan.
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I mean what did you think, my agenda was to freestyle, smile
get paid to smoke weed, grab the mic and spoon feed?
-- Atmosphere, \\"Rhyme Slayers\\"
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2007, 09:12:58 AM » |
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There's four games I'm gonna be watching today:
Arizona @ Baltimore
NYG @ Washington
Cincinatti @ Seattle
Dallas @ Chicago
It's looking pretty good for Baltimore right now. Anyone watching?
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2007, 09:54:39 AM » |
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What the hell are the Eagles wearing?
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2007, 09:56:57 AM » |
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Apparently it's 75th anniversary uniforms....which look bizarre.
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2007, 10:27:13 AM » |
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Oh shit! Yamon Figurs just made a 75-yd touchdown!!!
I think the Cardinals are cooked.
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2007, 10:51:31 AM » |
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Kevin Curtis...omg!
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2007, 12:24:09 PM » |
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Liking my fantasy day:
Jon Kitna
Kevin Curtis
Adrian Peterson
Anquan Boldin
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« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2007, 04:08:23 PM » |
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Screw the Giants.
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I mean what did you think, my agenda was to freestyle, smile
get paid to smoke weed, grab the mic and spoon feed?
-- Atmosphere, \\"Rhyme Slayers\\"
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« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2007, 06:23:25 PM » |
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Well even though Baltimore only won by 3 points I'm still glad we won at all.
Also glad for Seattle beating Cincinatti, imagine my father's joy when he heard it on the television.
And why is it 3rd quarter and both Dallas and Chicago are tied and 10 each?
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« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2007, 12:17:41 PM » |
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I think Rex Grossman should be fired.
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« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2007, 12:47:19 PM » |
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I think Rex Grossman should be fired.
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« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2007, 01:15:03 PM » |
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I think Rex Grossman should be fired.
Wow, you think? |
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« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2007, 05:34:03 PM » |
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Did anyone happen to catch the game between Tennessee and New Orleans?
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