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« on: January 30, 2008, 07:15:25 AM »

Go to Google, type in "find Chuck Norris", and click 'I'm feeling lucky'.

Good times.
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 02:55:42 PM »

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person


Hilarious!

Are there any other little unknown gems like this?
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 03:02:00 PM »

I used to know a bunch. The creator of Google went to KU (yep, we is smart), so if you go to their satelite and keep clicking zoom in, it centers on Lawrence.

I'm off to a pool tourney, I'll see if I can remember what the rest are.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 03:12:17 PM »


Hilarious!

Are there any other little unknown gems like this?

French Military Victories
Miserable Failure
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BTW, if you do a "I'm feeling lucky" on "Bringbackwigs" it takes you to his IAP profile. How cool is that?
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 09:55:51 PM »

Haha, that's freakin' awesome.
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 12:03:48 PM »

haha wow thats absolutely amazing.

i could have sworn if you google mapped any location to paris, france it would tell you to swim across the atlantic ocean, but i cant seem to get it to happen anymore
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 02:31:18 PM »

haha wow thats absolutely amazing.

i could have sworn if you google mapped any location to paris, france it would tell you to swim across the atlantic ocean, but i cant seem to get it to happen anymore

I think you ask for directions from Mew York to Paris.
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2008, 11:33:36 PM »

google " miserable failure "
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2008, 11:45:30 PM »

Yeah, we'll all finally see what you look like, jane.
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2008, 12:25:47 AM »

next time you visiting the joke store get a better one, don't be so miser
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2008, 06:24:13 PM »

You want a real shocker,,,try googling your name.
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 03:19:16 PM »

You want a real shocker,,,try googling your name.
Appearantly they have named a junior high school in Covington Louisianna after me and I wasn't even informed.
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2008, 09:19:39 PM »

You should go collect some Royalties.

Apparently some god took my name.

*pfffffft* Figures.
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