Irwin, I tell you what little man, when I get back from my business today I will explain to you how the very idols you worship were the catalyst for the 1893 panic, OK?
Now he gets angry and goes to the "little man." He promises to side track on the "conspiratorial forces" rather than answer the practical problems.
1) If you want money backed by any form of metal, you must horde enough for a multi-trillion dollar economy.
2) It is questionable whether enough metals to back even ONE such an economy is even on planet earth.
3) Pulling all those metals off the market to throw in a vault will cause prices to skyrocket, rippling through out the global economy, crippling manufacturing on every level.
4) It doesn't matter what evil forces you blame for the run on gold, it remains that any metal-backed currency is vulnerable to runs on said metals.
These four reasons won't be erased by claims of dark forces and evil conspiracies.