I am talking to a reliable source who is telling me that the Duke of Edinburgh has decided that the Bill Clinton would make him a very reliable private secretary.

He might have to be renamed the Bill of Clinton, but he apparently has some very good accountancy qualifications, and a state state-of-the-art calculator (no tax money therefore needed to buy one).

No more need for catapults (though always a need for braces to keep up the Ducal loinbreeches).

Hello Illy... you have a point to make to this point of political gravity?

I am very intrigued on what you have to say on the Duke of Edinburgh mudering Princess Diana (who was very illy in that tunnel).