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Author Topic: Worst. Movie. Ever.  (Read 640 times)
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« on: October 06, 2007, 03:49:30 PM »



I nominate Battlefield Earth, starring John Travolta. Here's a special cut of the film that makes it a little better, but it's still pretty bad.


What would you say the worst movie ever made was?
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2007, 09:15:08 PM »

I would be tempted to agree with you....
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2007, 09:36:56 PM »

this was a tribute movie to Scientology...
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2007, 10:26:28 PM »

Film critic Elvis Mitchell referred to it as "Plan Nine From Outer Space for a new generation."

Comparing the two is a flagrant insult to Ed Wood.
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2007, 12:46:36 AM »

I own every Ed Wood movie. How dare you!
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2007, 08:46:10 AM »

I own every Ed Wood movie. How dare you!
Huh?

You think Plan 9 is a good comparison to Battlefield Earth?

Plan 9 was good because it was bad.

Entirely different scenario.

Like I said, comparing Travolta to Wood is an insult to Wood.
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2007, 01:25:33 PM »

Let's see...

Van Wilder, anything with Adam Sandler (except Punch Drunk Love), all Chevy Chase movies (because he is a talentless schmuck), anything with Jean Claude Van Damme, Lady in the Water, most British comedies, The Sound of Music, Oklahoma, Moulin Rouge or any musical ever, including Singing In The Rain, The Whiz, musicals suck.
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 12:56:38 PM »

Fantastic Four. It was fantastically terrible. 

However, the worst ever has got to be the Pacifier. 

I believe that their is a trend in which the more modern the movie is the more probability that it will be complete crap.


 
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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2007, 06:10:59 PM »

Corky Romano.
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2007, 07:23:57 PM »

Kingdom Of Heaven-long, boring and pretentious.

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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 08:30:45 PM »

It is honestly very difficult to pick the worst movie.
For example do you go based off big budget:disappointment? Star Wars Episode 1
Just plain cheesy? Van wilders/any Vacation after the first 2.
or horrible acting? any scifi channel movie (although I like the scifi channel)
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 01:45:53 AM »

Crocodile Dundee 3, Are we there yet?, Attack of the killer condoms,

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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 01:48:39 AM »

Oh, I just thought of one that would be worse then the above.

The cook, the thief, his wife, the lover

What a doozie of a film that was  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 07:18:53 AM »

Gigli was bad and Glitter was worse

Then you have:
From Justin to Kelly (an american idol movie)
Howard the Duck
Osmosis Jones
Ishtar
Holy Man
Waterworld
and The Postman

There are plenty of others out there, but these are just a few. 

Oh and M. Night Shamalyn's last movie was pretty bad too, can't remember the name.
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 07:56:33 AM »

Riders of the Storm

http://imdb.com/title/tt0091853/plotsummary

To this day I feel like I need to sue the director for that protion of my life back and the IQ points that I lost.
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