You do know that they really aren't saying 'you're number one!' when they show you that finger, right?
Now now biker...you going to hurt my little feelings...
Why in the world would anyone ever even think of flipping me the rigid digit? I am such a funny loving caring person.....
Everyone wishes they could be as cheerful as me....

The rigid digit.

I like that one.
I'm applauding you for a change.
Ahhhhh, you go against all that is holy when you do that. And so I shall smote you from up high, and all will look upon it and say is was just. Then again, it might be punishment enough to be known as one of the 13 applauses that DF has received. Let that be a pox on you.

Smoted for smoting me.
Applauded for for using the word smote.
Edit - It won't let me do both, it keeps changing back and forth from 27 and 28 for - and +. This thing doesn't care for karmic balance apparently.
When Karma goes bad!!!!!!