Abraxas
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« on: November 05, 2007, 08:34:57 PM » |
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Or your kids will eat their own shit. No seriously... they will. New Drug Alert!
Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com.  JUST LET THEM SMOKE GRASS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 08:36:40 PM » |
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Forgot the link. I would modify my original thread, but everytime I do that, it disapears, so I'm serial posting. I usually hate when people do that. I'm such a hypocrite  . http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html |
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Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like its from Neptune.
- Noam Chomsky
... you can almost see the high water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
- Hunter S. Thompson
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micfranklin
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 08:42:09 PM » |
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Huh?
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Abraxas
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 08:43:44 PM » |
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Wouldn't you rather have your kids smoking a perfectly harmless plant rather than eating their own excriment?
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Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like its from Neptune.
- Noam Chomsky
... you can almost see the high water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
- Hunter S. Thompson
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 09:02:39 PM » |
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Wouldn't you rather have your kids smoking a perfectly harmless plant rather than eating their own excriment?
Grass > Ass |
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 09:03:56 PM » |
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ROFL!
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Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like its from Neptune.
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... you can almost see the high water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
- Hunter S. Thompson
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 02:58:18 PM » |
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jenkem? I heard about this on the radio...Some of the nicknames were hilarious.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2007, 02:59:55 PM » |
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I call bullshit. (pun intended)
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14-years-old-jane
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 12:21:25 PM » |
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it will end up with public drug dealers protests over their new name,,,
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Each time homosexuals make sex, 1-2 babies die and 1-2 constipations are solved ...
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2007, 12:14:05 PM » |
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False, according to snope.com. I get the impression this does, or has happened in Zambia. It's sad, the desolation some kids live in where they would resort to something like this, or sniffing glue. Ganja isn't all that hard to come by, and anyone in the states huffing turds is an absolute moron. Although, tbh, I'd rather see kids do this than huff gas or glue (mainly because of the comedic possibilities). |
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Ammunition spitting is him, is it, you listening
Littering written, it\\'s in slippers, get the rebel in him
Sticking it with sinners, sizzlin\\' rhythm, verbally hit him
Did he did it, or did he didn\\'t, admit it -
Rugged Man - Give it Up
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14-years-old-jane
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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 12:50:16 PM » |
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kids! sniffin glue is healthy,,,
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Each time homosexuals make sex, 1-2 babies die and 1-2 constipations are solved ...
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2007, 12:53:08 PM » |
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Legalize weedy politicians? Of general weedy folk?
Is that in the Democrat's mandate?
The Republicans have no place for weeds in their party.
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I bear Ming
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14-years-old-jane
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2007, 11:42:56 AM » |
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Because all places been already taken by those?
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